Cruising for Carnivean

After a days of doing search engine optimization on this website, I finally reached 420 articles remaining, so I rewarded myself with a joint and a cruise in the park.

Touching every single image on a website with over 1000 posts isn’t easy, so I figured I deserved at least a joint and a blowjob, and since I had been chanting to Carnivean demon of shamelessness, I figured I’d take a walk down to Molasky Family Park and cruise.

Hurricane Hillary having just passed through, the skies were overcast and it was cool with not many people in the park. Listen to me telling the story here:

The men’s room at the park gets routinely destroyed by homeless guys, so I was pleased to see it open.

So, of course, I had to drop my pants and cruise for all my might after seeing that.

I put the camera against the wall and recorded a semi-private JO vid in the doorless stall, then waited.

But, alas, no one else was cruising, so I got a bit bolder and stood where anyone passing could see.

But, alas, the park was totally dead so I stuffed my hard on back in my white track pants and went home.

So of course I had to record another video letter to my slave explaining the myth of Carnivean and how public masturbation is sometimes a satanist’s spiritual duty.

Carnivean was a local pervert around Galilee who liked to show his junk to young women in the marketplace; one day the Virgin Mary was walking by and he wagged his willy trying to tempt her. Mary remained chaste, and was rewarded with the annunciation a few days later. God cursed Carnivean for his sin, but the devil liked his style and took him in, making him patron demon of shamelessness and sexual exhibitionism.

Try chanting his enn, you might wind up masturbating in a public place too. Say it with me folks: “LIFTOACH PANDEMONIUM ET GERMINET CARNIVEAN, ZENTOR GAL NIAT.”