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GIRLS LOVED TO BE RES CUED BY RONALD REAGAN AS A LIFE-GUARD. THEY COULD NOT RESIST HIS VOICE AS RADIO ANNOUN CER. NOW HE'S THRILLING THEM AS A MOVIE STAR
By KATHARINE HARTLEY
G IRLS have been casting wistful eyes on the tall, lithe, well-muscled Ronald Reagan ever since he first stepped up on the life-guard's platform, and flexed those muscles -a bronze body in the broiling sum back there some years ago on the beach at Lowell Park, in Dixon, Illinois.
Well, you know how girls look at life- guards, and you know how girls try to be saved by life-guards, and maybe that has something to do with the fact that Ronald "Dutch" Reagan chalked up a record for himself of having saved seventy-seven lives in seven summers. But he declines to say how many of them were females.
Ronald Reagan hasn't yet had a chance to display his life-guard prowess-or physique in pictures. He has been in pictures only two years, and it wasn't until Brother Kat that he had an out- standing part, but his fan mail pouring in after that picture showed that Ronnie has something else beside a heap big he man appeal.
"Dear Mr. Reagan: You have the most wonderful voice in pictures" "Deat Rate: 1 am in love with your voice, it so soothing and rich." "Dear R. R.: I think you have the nicest smiling Irish yes, and I do so like your voice. Won't you please send me a picture?" When the women fans begin writing in like that, then it's time for a studio to take heed, and Warner Brothers, no slouches when it comes to heed-taking, have done ad From now on you'll be seeing and hear- ing more of young Mr. Reagan.
The thing about this young man is that he doesn't seem like the usual actor type; there's no trace of a long line of theatrical folks in his pleasant, natural manner. He seems to lack the tal actor-ego Very simple, not extraordinary looking, he seems just like the boy you knew in litgh- school or college, the hoy you didn't know very well, but the one you wished you knew liter-became he was the big cheese of everything. A star on the toot hall and swimming teatas, a dreaus un the dance floor a big shot in the school dramaties, and he even did cute cartoons for the school paper. He not only seem like that, but all [Continued on page 85]](https://www.collectorsrealm3.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Reagan03.jpg)
Reagan went on to marry Hollywood’s best cocksucker, host “50 Mule Team Borax” westerns on TV and star in a movie called “Bedtime for Bonzo” appear in WWII Propaganda and become head of the actors union.
After his Hollywood career began to fizzle in the early 80s, Ronnie ran for Governor of California in 1966, holding the office until 1974. He went on to be President from 1981-1989 and famously never talked about AIDS for his entire presidency despite the disease killing over 100,000 people during his term of office.
Read more about Brenton Barber’s theory on Reagan and AIDS here.